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Source:
Time.com
The
Mary Tyler Moore Show was closed for vacation
early this month. But one lonely figure could
not stay away from the darkened set. "I sneaked
back," she recalls, "to the place where I had
spent four years of my life. I walked around,
rubbed the couch where I had sat dozens of times
and spotted that cookie jar shaped like a
pumpkin. The stagehands keep it filled with real
junk food — Oreos, Lorna Doones, the kind of
crap that Wasp mothers keep on hand for kiddie
snacks. Mary with her dia betes and me with my
weight problems, we used to love to open that
jar and just sniff the sugary smell. We'd say,
'Oh, wow!' then put the lid back on. So that's
what I did. I took a sniff, put the lid back on
and had a good nostalgic cry."
It was
only Valerie Harper, over turning another
bromide. If you are TV comedy's heiress
apparent, you can go home again. Especially when
home is three sets away from your own show. At
33, Mary's former confidante, the fat girl who
grew too big for her bitches, now has her own
show, Rhoda. It just may be the best thing to
happen to Mon day night since pro football. On
Rhoda's good evenings, she can produce more
laughter than Edith Bunker put together. Even in
the lady's off moments she is more credible than
Maude and almost as pulchritudinous as Mary
Tyler Moore.
Valerie and Mary both work for Mary Tyler Moore
Enterprises, Inc., and between them they
constitute a neatly balanced show business
cartel. One of these leading ladies is sweet,
the other spicy. One is conservative, the other
radlib. One is tranquil, the other seems to have
been born with sand under her skin. Double handed,
they are bringing a new sophistication back to
television entertainment.
The
epoch of Hollywood's great, and great looking
film comediennes—a group that extended from
Carole Lombard and Constance Bennett to Jean
Arthur and Lucille Ball—is as extinct as the
Movie tone newsreel. Robert Redford and Paul
Newman, Donald Sutherland and Elliott Gould,
these are the happy couples who now hit it big
at the box office. Audiences in search of funny
girls have learned to forsake the theater for
Valerie and Mary on the smaller screen. Mary
opts for the soft approach. Every week, as Mary
Richards, the effervescent assistant TV
producer, she manages to discover fresh comic
possibilities in herself and her supporting
cast. It includes the crusty chief (Edward Asner),
the acidulous news writer (Gavin MacLeod), the
feline landlady (Cloris Leach-man), the anchor
man with the pear-shaped tones and the
pea-shaped brain (Ted Knight), plus a gaggle of
hilarious performers who have all developed
followings of their own. On Mary's shows,
nothing is sacred and few things are profane:
sex, inflation, urban miseries and small-time
office politics are alive and laughing on prime
time.
On her
new season's series, only one priceless
ingredient is missing—her longtime Minneapolis
neighbor, Rhoda Morgenstern. For four years
Valerie Harper impersonated that adamantime
Jewish waif and grew more skilled with each
show. This year, hi the best show-business
tradition, she was strong enough to spin off to
her own production. Her new series has relocated
her in Manhattan, where Rhoda has actively
searched for an apartment, a job and a man—and
miraculously found all three. She has also found
a supporting cast that rivals Mary's: Harold
Gould (Pop), who helped sharpen The Sting; Nancy
Walker (Ma), a former stage comedienne whose
timing could be used to set observatory clocks;
Julie Kavner (Rhoda's sister Brenda), a fresh
face with an oversized appetite and talent to
match. Rhoda has even been given a fiance, Joe
(David Groh). On Oct. 28 they will exchange
vows, rings and one-liners in an expanded
one-hour special starring Mary and Rhoda.
It
ought to be the top-rated comedy of the year. It
will join—perhaps for the last time—two of the
prettiest, wittiest comics in Hollywood. Mary
can wrap an insult in velvet and put down a
lover so gently that he never knows what
happened until he wakes up on the sidewalk
outside her apartment. Valerie can sketch a
character with a series of straight lines and
give an audience a solid minute of funny
faces—without spilling a grain of makeup or a
scintilla of style.
The
weekend watchers have been in love with Mary for
years. They have been tracking Hurricane Rhoda
for almost as long. She was in fact born in the
original Mary Tyler Moore pilot show, a zaftig
150-pounder who made everybody grin—everybody
except the first preview audience, a group
randomly selected by CBS programmers. Those 300
sages found the tough-talking, overweight
neighbor "a negative character."
MTM
developed that negative anyway, and it proved
another picture entirely. Rhoda turned out to be
a close relative of Tevye, a fiddler on the
rueful whose face could shine with puzzlement as
well as wisdom while she searched for career,
meaning, laughs, irony and that sine qua non of
the not-quite-liberated Msfit, a husband.
RHODA:
What am I? I'm not married, I'm not engaged—I'm
not even pinned. I bet Hallmark doesn 't even
have a card for me!
Much of Rhoda's success derives from its
parents, MTM Enterprises and the company's
magisterial executive, Grant Tinker, 48. The
lean-jawed New Englander who was lucky enough to
marry Mary Tyler Moore was also canny enough to
surround her with the best talent in the
business. "My career," he says, "has been an
inexorable march to get as close as I could to
the creative product, working through people who
made the shows." That march included stints at
NBC and 20th Century-Fox, where he developed a
sure instinct for commercial comedy and new
talent, including Writer-Producers James Brooks
and Allan Burns (see box page 60), the creators
of both The Mary Tyler Moore Show and Rhoda.
Yet, as Tinker is the first to acknowledge,
every supersedes owes its real velocity to its
star. Mary Tyler Moore speaks for herself; her
name is enough to attract 31 million viewers
every Saturday night. Rhoda's secret is Valerie
Harper, a soft-voiced, serious actress with a
rare gift of gag.
The only expression
Valerie Harper cannot seem to register is
vanity. "I'm not a star," she insists. "I'm the
same old shlep I always have been." She has it
backwards; Valerie is no shlep; she is the same
star she always has been, only now she is being
paid like one—about $15,000 a show. This sudden
rise in fortune has done worlds for her wallet
but little for her psyche. Last week, in a rare
moment of leisure, she confessed a recent dream
to TIME Correspondent Leo Janos. "My three
favorite actresses in the world—Anna Magnani,
Anne Bancroft and Maureen Stapleton—invited me
to perform with them in a play. I pleaded that I
didn't know the part, but they told me not to
worry; then they glided through a glass door and
escorted me onto the stage. I stood there
befuddled and speechless while they performed
brilliantly. It was a classic actress's
nightmare."
That bad dream is
born of restless self-doubt. The daughter of a
hockey player turned salesman, Valerie caromed
from Canada across the U.S. with her parents
until they were divorced. Wherever she went, the
chunky, shinyeyed kid kept up her dancing
lessons.
Mrs. Harper was
sure that her little girl could perform for
considerably more than kicks, and Mama knew
best. By the time Valerie was 15, she was
dancing in specialty numbers at Radio City Music
Hall. "It was $70 a week, four shows a day,"
recalls the would-be Rockette, "forming shapes
of Presidents' heads or twirling
umbrellas—really class stuff." It took a while
to graduate from that class. Val was next seen
in the chorus of Li'I Abner, a musical that
toured Las Vegas, then was filmed in Hollywood.
During her stay in town, Valerie failed to
contract anything but hepatitis. "The doctor
told me to eat lots of bread and sugar to keep
my strength up," she says. "What went up was my
weight—from about 130 to 150."
HOCKEY STAR: Rhoda,
I'm not talking about a one-night stand. We're
in town till Thursday.
Back in New York
City, she had a Rhoda-like private life: "All I
saw in those days were dear homosexual friends
or guys who were like brothers.
Serious dancers
didn't get the heavy dates. The dancers who
really scored were the nightclub chorines." In
1964 the fraternal dates were replaced
permanently by Second City Actor Dick Schaal.
Valerie joined her new husband's troupe and
learned the fine art of improvisation.
Between industrial
shows and Broadway musicals— Wildcat, Take Me
Along—the dancer-actress became involved in a
cacophony of labor disputes. She picketed
General Motors for more integrated industrial
shows and demonstrated for more blacks in
Producer David Merrick's musicals. "One of the
GM executives used to wink at me," says Valerie.
"David Merrick, whom we called the Prince of
Darkness, came out and said, 'You'll never work
for me again.' "
An accurate
forecast but an unnecessary one. After a few
more picketing assignments—notably antiwar
demonstrations in New York and the Poor People's
March on Washington—Valerie and Dick moved to
Los Angeles, where Schaal founded his own
theater company, including Valerie, who acquired
some polish and a few more ounces. When she
heard that MTM was auditioning for the part of a
Bronx Jewish girl, she tried out without much
hope: "I'm not Jewish, not from New York, and I
have a small shiksa nose." She was, in fact, a
lapsed Catholic, but she had a flawless ear for
intonation. After considering more than 50
actresses for the part, Mary beamed at Valerie
and said the magic words: "That's Rhoda."
MOM: How come you
're not wearing a bra?
RHODA: Ma, I'm 33
years old.
MOM: That's all the
more reason.
After long seasons
of Big Rhoda jokes, the star finally put her
weight —and her foot—down. Viewers had long
suspected that underneath the avoirdupois there
was a slim beauty screaming to get out. Now she
emerged funnier than ever—and too big to stay
put. Thus Rhoda was born.
But new security
does not mean sanguinity. Valerie is still
making her federal and local protests. "When
Nixon fired Cox," she remembers, "I fired off a
beauty of a telegram, and when Ford pardoned
Nixon, I sat up half the night composing a wire
about how ashamed he made me feel to be an
American. The White House knows me by now."
Nor does she pull
her punch lines backstage. On an upcoming show,
Rhoda suspects that she's pregnant. The script
called for her to say to the doctor: "I'm
33—I've just got under the wire, huh?" Valerie
complained, "Hey, people get married at 33. What
do we say to them?" The joke was expunged.
Valerie's demands
are, in the end, a minor part of the MTM
schedule. Both Rhoda and The Mary Tyler Moore
Show are filmed on the spot where Mack Sennett
once ran his fun factory. It is as delightful to
work there in 1974 as it must have been in old
Celluloid City.
Edward Asner, who
plays Mary's on-screen boss, speaks for all MTM
personnel when he says, "We never get bored
around here. The scripts are too good."
MARY: So she dates
the station manager. So they become good
friends... very good friends. Why does that
necessarily mean she's going to get your job?
SUE ANN: How do you
think I got it?
The MTM success is,
of course, mutual property; the syndication
rights on her current shows alone would make
Mary a millionairess. But her husband, Grant
Tinker, has exclusive property rights to all the
pressures of success. In addition to the
long-running Mary Tyler Moore and Bob Newhart
shows, plus the overnight smash Rhoda, his
company has been churning out a series of
series. All bear the MTM trademark—a strong
comic idea and a stronger supporting cast. But
even these cannot guarantee infallibility. One
show, the cantankerous new The Texas Wheelers,
is Tinker's first failure, a comedy that
guttered out because of low ratings. "My hope is
that ABC will start it all over again, because
the show never did get out of the gate," says
the chief executive. Even if it is permanently
canceled, the loss will be less than
catastrophic; ABC will have to pay for nine
shows that are already in the film cans. Another
MTM show, Friends and Lovers, may be one of the
year's most original sitcoms, even though the
adventures of a Boston bassist, played by the
delightfully eccentric comedian Paul Sand, have
not enjoyed a Rhoda-like beginning. "Sand,"
admits Tinker, "is making an uphill run."
Happily, he is winning that race; last week
Friends and Lovers climbed up to ninth in the
ratings.
In January,
production will begin on Second Start, starring
Bob Crane (Hogan 's Heroes). The premise shows
promise: a 40-year-old insurance executive
forsakes his job to attend medical school,
skirmishing with wife and 14-year-old daughter
while he crams for exams. Next year MTM
Enterprises will depart from the comedy
situation to produce two dramatic series.
That scheduling is
not calculated to sweeten the disposition or
lower the blood pressure. Tinker, the
peripatetic executive, has been suffering from
migraine headaches. One night this month he
tossed restlessly in bed longing for some hobby
to take his mind off office problems. Mary's
suggestion could have come from one of her
scripts: "How about mending injured birds?"
Rt such moments,
the Mary Richards of the show and the Mary Tyler
Moore of real life seem indistinguishable. Both
are relentlessly optimistic and almost without
ego.
As Mary the actress
confesses, "I don't have to prove every week
that I'm a star. I don't have to be stroked all
the time. I enjoy being part of an ensemble."
That group has
brought the MTM Show a slew of Emmies—always for
others, never for Mary. Last year the debt was
finally canceled when she received an Emmy for
the best star in a leading comedy role. As far
as Mary was concerned, it was just another sunny
thing that happened on the way to the studio.
There is in fact a
large gap between the show girl and the real
one. For a long while, Mary's life was a string
of situations without comedy. Like Valerie, Mary
Tyler Moore is a lapsed Catholic and an early
starter. The day after she graduated from high
school in Los Angeles, where her father worked
for a utility company, the young actress won her
first TV assignment. She was unforgettable as
Happy Hotppint, a sexless elf in appliance
commercials. "Nothing can surpass the thrill
when I saw myself on television," she remembers.
"In fact, I was so excited I almost forgot about
the pain. I was supposed to be a flat-chested
neuter elf. Well, I wasn't flat-chested, and it
was painful."
At 17, the elf wed
a 27-year-old salesman, Richard Meeker. "I used
him as a way to get out of the house," Mary
confesses. "It was a pathetic reason to get
married." Soon after the Meekers' son Richard
was born, Mary landed her first dramatic
television role. It was Happy Hotpoint all over
again. As the velvet-voiced secretary on Richard
Diamond, Mary was invisible, save for her hands
and legs.
Still, they were
nice legs, and it was better than being entirely
off-camera. Mary was soon interviewed for the
role of Danny Thomas' daughter in Make Room for
Daddy. It was an epochal audition. Thomas turned
her down gently: "With a nose like yours, my
dear, you don't look like you belong to me." But
a few years later, when Thomas was casting The
Dick Van Dyke Show, he called for "the girl with
the three names and the smile." By then Mary's
marriage was all but finished; it was finally
canceled in its eleventh year.
While the pilot for
The Dick Van Dyke Show was being filmed, the
recently separated Mary was introduced to an NBC
executive whose own marriage had just dissolved.
Mary and Grant were married three years later.
The network elevated Tinker to vice president in
the programming department and made his
headquarters Burbank, Calif., where his bride
happened to be working. A five-year idyll ended
in 1966, when NBC ordered Tinker back to
Manhattan, and Dick Van Dyke decided to leave
his show to pursue a film career.
"I hated living hi
New York again," says Tinker. "I didn't stay a
year and asked them to let me out of my
contract." In the meantime, his wife tried
Broadway—and found fiasco.
The show was the
Broadway musicalization of Truman Capote's
Breakfast at Tiffany's. After disastrous
previews, Breakfast was ceremoniously folded by
Producer David Merrick, who was no kinder to
Mary than he was to Valerie; the Prince of
Darkness referred to the flop as "my Bay of
Pigs."
Back in Hollywood,
says Mary, "I told everybody that doing
Breakfast at Tiffany's had strengthened and
enriched me and that I had developed valuable
scar tissue to make me tougher. Except that none
of that was true."
LOU: lean't see
myself with that sort ofwoman.
MARY: How many men
is a woman allowed to have before she becomes
"that sort of woman ?"
LOU: Six.
There was more scar
tissue to come.
"I'll never forget
going to a movie premiere," she recalls, "and
being shoved out of the way by a screaming mob
of photographers. 'Step aside, lady,' said one
of them, 'here comes Mario Thomas.' " No one
would ever step aside for Mary any more—or so it
seemed at the tune. After a miscarriage, doctors
discovered that she was severely diabetic. Since
then she has had to give herself two insulin
shots a day.
After the sadness
of the late '60s, Mary needed some good news. It
came from Dick Van Dyke. If the comedian had
inadvertently ruined her career by quitting his
show, he advertently restored it in 1969 when he
appeared with his old co-star in a nostalgic
special. The show drew enormous ratings and
critical acclaim. CBS offered Mary the series of
her choice. Given her husband's producing
skills, the Neil Simon-and-soda scripts and the
cast of aces, Mary soon owned Saturday night.
The success came
too late to turn her head. She flashed the same
radiant smile for double takes or
disasters—including last year's two-month
estrangement from Grant. Even now, no one,
perhaps not even the principals, knows exactly
what went wrong. It is a mark of Tinker's
corner-office manner that he refers to the
relationship as a kind of long-running show that
had somehow slipped in the marital Nielsens. "We
didn't have one of those grand jarring
arguments," he says. "We had a great marriage
from the beginning, but it had fallen below that
standard."
MARY: / think you
're asking a lot of personal questions you have
no right to ask.
LOU: You know you 've
got spunk? I hate spunk.
Mary adds that "one
cause of the separation was that I was too
dependent on Grant, my best and only friend. I
leaned on him too much." The air-conditioned
temperament and the dispassionate self-analysis
often make her seem to be an ice princess. But
occasionally friends, and even viewers will
catch a sudden, instantly covered vulnerability,
an intimation that all is not Happy Hotpoint
redivivus. Indeed Mary's own preference is not
for her show's merry confrontations but for the
occasional crying scenes. "Mostly," she says,
"because I do them well. There's a childlike
quality hi those scenes that I treasure." They
are also a pressure valve. On one memorable
show, Mary wailed to her boss, "You don't know
what it's like being a perky cute person. No one
realizes what's bubbling underneath: the doubts,
fears, worries, tensions." She played it for
laughs, but the scene had an undertow of genuine
melancholy —and worked twice as well because of
the contrast.
Since the
reconciliation, Mary seems less likely to need
the breakdown bits.
Her manic dieting
has ceased. "Grant says it's all well and good,"
claims Mary, "but to remember that somewhere
along the line Totie Fields looked like me on
the way up." Still, the ex-dancer works with a
ballet instructor four days a week and remains
vain enough not to watch her old Dick Van Dyke
shows because "it's like Dorian Gray in
reverse."
Yet if the doyenne
of sitcoms has altered her appearance, her
off-screen life-style remains the same. At odd
hours of the day Mary rattles around in her Bel-Air
mansion overlooking the sixth hole of a
manicured country club.
"You can hear a lot
of 'goddammits' and 's.o.b.s' coming up through
the windows," she says.
Much of the time
the sounds echo in empty rooms. Her son Richard,
18, has left the Tinker home to live with his
father.
Unlike her
confidante, Mary sends no White House telegrams
and pickets no establishments; indeed she is
something of an establishment herself. Her
off-screen energies are principally directed
toward her adopted children: the programs of the
fall and whiter schedule. The one closest to her
affections is Rhoda—just as Valerie's favorite
show remains Mary Tyler Moore's.
Between them, the
two very different, identical comediennes are
the season's brightest clowns. On every show
they prove that women need not be dingbats or
contralto foghorns to win applause or affection.
Almost alone, they are bringing back the
forgotten tradition of the beautiful clown. From
the look of the ladies and the sound of their
followers, TV '74 has a glow that extends to
viewers who may yet be witnessing television's
true Golden Age of comedy—stronger and longer
than the one in the '50s. Indeed, Mary Tyler
Moore and Valerie Harper are enough to make
almost anyone forget the comedies of the past.
And even the crustiest nostalgia buffs cannot
ponder Rhoda or The MTM Show without admitting
that on these long autumn evenings, all that
glitters is not old.
MARY: Who cares if
our ratings go down a few points?
TED: Right. So long
as the people keep watching.
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